Having my annual dinner with Grey Cloud is like going on a 5-hour honeymoon with Cary Grant immediately after he won the lottery. It's like Frank Sinatra with one arm around your waist and another arm punching some thug for looking at you the wrong way. Our once-a-year dinner is what Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston would do if they had any fucking class...
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Query: have you disappeared or *crosses fingers* have you been away covering the National Hobo Convention in Iowa?
Thanks.
Oh man, I WISH. If someone could pay me, I would gladly go to weird conventions as my full time job.
Sorry I've been MIA. I'm back!
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