Wednesday, August 15, 2012

it's like going to a tony bennett concert and he dedicates all the songs to you...

Having my annual dinner with Grey Cloud is like going on a 5-hour honeymoon with Cary Grant immediately after he won the lottery. It's like Frank Sinatra with one arm around your waist and another arm punching some thug for looking at you the wrong way. Our once-a-year dinner is what Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston would do if they had any fucking class...

2 comments:

Hobo Aficionado said...

Query: have you disappeared or *crosses fingers* have you been away covering the National Hobo Convention in Iowa?

Thanks.

Beth Spotswood said...

Oh man, I WISH. If someone could pay me, I would gladly go to weird conventions as my full time job.

Sorry I've been MIA. I'm back!