please gavin, don't hurt him...

Sometimes I'll file through Bill Wilson's site just in case I stumble upon something like, oh, I don't know. Maybe "Hands Across California MC Hammer Newsom"?
Yeah, something like that.

We're all in agreement that Gavin probably attempted to stray from the confines of a traditional handshake in the above greeting and screwed it up, yes?

Um, excuse me. MC Fucking Hammer is trying to hold your hand. Pay attention!

The high point of Gavin Newsom's career, apparently. And the low point of Hammer's.

"Hammer? Hammer? Can I get a photo real quick? Awesome, thanks."

The LG rocking the classic "over-laugh" in the presence of a celebrity, the low-key and off camera, MC Hammer.

From henceforth: If Master of Ceremonies Hammer stands at attention, everyone stands at attention.

"Believe it or not, when the chips are down and the going gets tough, I actually remind myself that I, too, am too legit to quit."

"That wasn't about you."