I just won 7x7 Hot 20 Under 40 Reader's Choice Award. Whatever.
LIES! These are LIES!
I am so fucking psyched, you guys. Thank you so much for all of your patient voting and hiding your eyerolls from me. I really appreciate it. I've been refreshing the site all day at work, making Eve distract me by sending me high school photos of herself. Then Melissa called me and I could tell by her voice. Bitch is pretty cool, but she was like, "Have you seen it?"
"No, I'm not looking."
"You won." She was breathless, dead serious. It's a tone I rarely hear. So I hung up on her and called my mom.
ANYway...I'm really excited. I get a fancy photo shoot and more importantly, this is a huge middle finger to everyone who was a whore to me in high school. So thank you. I'm really, really happy! Also, they used a really weird picture of me on the website. Yay!
If I may quote 7x7, "Beth will be featured in a spread in October's 2011 Hot 20 issue."
I've read that like, 734,894 times...
Pictured above: The BS Campaign Team (Max, Mel and Rich)