imagine the news story involving all five...

The number of subjects on which I am an expert is disgraceful:
1. New Kids on the Block
2. Serial Killers
3. Safeway Select products
4. Gavin Newsom
5. Marin County
So when two of those things come together, I get to be the hyper-local bloggosphere's official expert. THIS IS EXCITING TO ME!
The Newsoms are moving to Marin. Based on this news alone, The Appeal, SFist and Curbed have all come to yours truly. Christ, I'm a regular (insert officious commentator on cable news)!
Anyway, all I really have to say about the Newsoms moving to Marin is DUH.
And now, a vintage photo of me getting drunk in Mill Valley. Welcome back, Gav!