Driving to work this morning, traffic ahead of me at the intersection of Broadway and Polk slowed to let what appeared to be a cross-dressing homeless person wander down the middle of the street waving a wand in the air. As I got closer, I could see that... she had lipstick smeared all over her face and her long, stringy hair was flying around in the wind.
Cautiously, I tried to pass, and as I did so, this vixen looked right at me, waved her wand in my direction, beamed with her crazy eyes and appeared to PUT A SPELL ON ME.
While I wasn't willing to engage my fellow San Franciscan in a conversation about with the hell just happened, I'm highly curious to know WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED.
Was this a bad spell? A good spell? Will I grow a tail? Should I be kissing any frogs? Do spells even work? Can I counteract this spell? Do I even want to? Maybe I should embrace it. Maybe she put a spell on everyone that drove by. Maybe it was a 'Have a great day!' spell. Most likely, it was a 'I bet this really freaks you out' spell.
In which case, magic accomplished...