Today on SFGate's Culture Blog, Republican Glamour Shots! You heard me. Republican Glamour Shots.
Speaking of glamour shots, Brock, Melissa, Max and I attended the Hearts After Dark Soiree in Union Square last week, where the following photo was taken:
What the fuck do I have to do to get you people to throw my goofy mug in your creepy society section? Smile with teeth and cover my boobs? FINE. But seriously, please, I'm begging. I've been asking for this small favor for like, 6 years. Get on it.