new goddamn media...

Katie Baker talked me into this. I'm joining the array of "Hearst writers" to answer anyone's questions on a VYou Channel, much like my foxy friends Paolo Lucchesi, Phil Bronstein and Peter Hartlaub have done before me. So basically, you type in a question for me, if I'm willing to answer it I make a little video answer, and then I post it, allowing you to finally exhale and discover the answer to your burning questions.

Obviously, I'm not exactly a private person. And it can be about anything, not just SFGate stuff. Although I'm pretty sure they're putting this on the Gate. Tourist Trapped, Necessary Conversation, my tap dance abilities...lay it on me:

That could not have been more embarrassing to film. My roommate was like, "What are you do.... nevermind."

So this is just my "waiting for a question" video. Then, in 20 years when someone finally gets bored enough to ask me something, I'll record an answer. And post 'em here, on the Gate, maybe Facebook. My mother is now really, really confused.
Just go with it!