I would really like my own television show one day. It's be a cross between Letterman and Double Dare and my wardrobe would be provided courtesy of someone. But I would give up any hope of one day sluttin' it up on the boob tube if it meant Zach Anner could have his own TV show. Which it looks like Oprah's about to give him.
America gets to vote on where Oprah should tap her wand of power next, and as of this weekend, we're picking Zach. I was just his 2,615,432nd vote.
Below is his audition and here's where you vote.
And then this is Zach thanking everyone for voting for him. He filmed this yesterday.
Zach Anner is everything that's right with the world, right with the internet and right with irreverent humor. Plus, if you check out the other Oprah video applicants, they all kinda suck...