Hold on. Just hold on a second.
It's like a little skit! For like, a pep rally or something. There are so many wonderful, safe, hilarious ways for the Mayor to poke fun at himself. But the old "I talk a lot because I care so much" is kinda dumb. That being said, you have to appreciate that they're trying. They really are trying!
Someone needs to sit down, watch 200 episodes of the West Wing for inspiration and go balls to the walls with this. Da Mayor and da nurses gives the best performance, hands down. Also, where can I buy that rockin' soundtrack?