Beth is being too kind by correcting my typos -- I was actually so overcome I believe I typed NO WHDKKD TEL MD EKKBGRDHE
Via phone:Beth (noting caller ID): Holla!Tim the Trainer: So you met him, huh?
Dude, you guys are wack. Eve, you've served me drinks. Tim, we've shared a treadmill. (Okay, that last part was just for symmetry.)
Damn!! If only I could have suffered through the 114th candidate explaining why they should be on the DCCC, I could have met Generic! I so regret leaving early. Although, I think if I met him, I would be too much in awe to form sentences.
He thinks I'm a dime-a-dozen, gay water cooler.
jealous. Im pretty sure Ive never served him drinks, and I'm 100% sure Ive never bee on a treadmill next to him because I dont do that shit.
Brock! That is not what I said.
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