a dapper bachelor indeed...

I'm used to being late to the party on many, if not most things. But I'm generally at the forefront of gay shit. And I had no idea Ed Koch is gay!

This morning I watched a riveting documentary called Outrage about closeted gay politicians who vote against gay rights issues. It's interesting and frustrating and upsetting and Ed Koch is gay? Get straight outta town!

I had no idea.

And it's making me wish he'd just come out. How wonderful would it be to have Ed Koch on Team Homo? He can't change the mistakes he's made in the past, rewrite history and un-ignore AIDS. But Mayor Koch is a bold, blunt, pushy guy. If he suddenly decided to become a gay activist, I think it could be amazing.
You know who I don't want to come out of the closet and become a gay activist? This dipshit: