how about when you come out of the closet...

I feel like I've captured Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster, but then I remember that this happens to fucking everyone. Here is a 14 second video from Christmas Dinner during the exact moment the question is asked of my brother and me, "When are you going to get married and give them some grandchildren."
The unseen and elderly "Cousin Gladys" is watching my father play with 1 year old Ollie, who is feeding his Aunt Kate pieces of Torrone wrapping. Gladys, impressed by a straight man's enjoyment of a child, announced to my brother and I that we should get married so my father can have grandchildren. That's how kids are made, by the way. When you get married.
I particularly like Kate's reaction...