Yeah, I watched Gavin on the Simpson's special. I know. I know. It was weird.
"He truly is the most patronizing politician I've ever seen in my life. The corruption, the graft, the sexual escapades, the heavy drinking...It's just a typical day in the office!"
-Mayor Gavin Newsom on Springfield's Mayor Quimby
Please allow me to join the chorus of the obvious but what the fuck? Why even go there? Did he forget? Did it slip his mind?
Oh yeah! (forehead smack) I'm a womanizing drunk too!
It's not like these things are rumors. He stood before us and said, "All that shit is true, you guys."
I'm not touching the corruption and what the hell is graft? But Gavin very publicly sought treatment for alcohol addiction (as did I!) and, well, we all know he was a man whore.
I'm just saying, I know you're being interviewed about The Simpsons, Gavin, but try and steer the conversation towards Apu.