I called dibs using that trick years ago.
Also, guy on the left has somewhere to be. After spending all of that time awkwardly working the t-shirt over his dress shirt, wiggling the sleeves into their correct position and adjusting his collar, he doesn't have time for Miss Thang to get denied.
For as long as I'd admired the man, Gavin is a big fan of the white man's overbite.
Is that a goddamn mousepad? That's a fucking mousepad. How do you ask Gavin Newsom if you can please get a picture with him holding a mousepad? Actually, scratch that. Obviously it's very easy to get a photo with the Mayor holding a FOAM mousepad. The lady on the left is clearly disapproving with her facial WTF.
This is my friend Tom! Go Tom! I wonder if they're talking about me? "That broad is nuts, right?"
Try and stay mad at the guy. Just try. See if it sticks. Because at one point, somewhere long down the road, something like this is going to happen and you're going to be like,
"Damnit! He's sucked me back in!"
Who is the Rhodes Scholar that was in charge of the nametags? Honestly. You know Foster and Matt were like, "Really? So, we should just use this Sharpee and...oh. Okay."
Once again Supervisor David Campos smiles for the camera, somehow implying he's this 'Aww shucks' in person. He's not. You'd think you were meeting Rupert Murdock, trying to introduce yourself to this guy. It's called eye contact, Campos. Not that I'm holding a grudge.
(Gavin knows what I'm talkin' about.)
Many thanks to the magnificent Bill Wilson for posting his masterpieces on the internet where anyone can find them...