Today I learned that some dude in Kansas named Sully is getting his self-titled vanity plate taken away because starting in about 30 hours, people in Kansas need to have different license plates from one another.
I know, right? They probably all have Yahoo accounts too.
Anyway, now that Kansas has joined us on the common sense bandwagon, they've posted a list of the 10 most popular (and thus given out like it's no big deal) vanity plates in Kansas.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Sunflower State:
HUSKERS, 53 people have this license plate
In the interest of full disclosure, my maternal Grandpa was born in Kansas and I come from a family of vanity plates. That being said, none of them rival "GITRDUN" or "BLESSED," much less the belligerent "REDNECK."
Imagine the moment they each figured out 'redneck' had seven letters and, wait for it...license plates get seven letters. Hell, Earl. call up the DMV and git 'er done.
Kudos to Kansas for figuring out that most of these people are criminals to begin with and thus, should all have different plates. According to the rules, whomever has enjoyed REDNECK the longest gets to keep it...