So here's what I've got, and I'm delighted to accept suggestions.
"I understand you've spent today playing tourist in San Francisco. Where'd you go?"
"You play a dad with two sons in this movie. In real life, you have two daughters. Which are easier? Boys or girls?"
"If you could've played any role in any movie in history, what would it be? To make you feel more comfortable, I'll tell you mine. I'd be the first and only female Ghostbuster, which isn't an existing role, unless I played Ray."
And finally, Joe's favorite, "You're on my Top 5. Which begs the question, who's on yours?"
This post could be the biggest jinx ever, but honestly, to be on the same block with Clive Owen would be magical. And if I do get to speak to this dashing international superstar, I'll do my damndest not to freak out and cause a scene...
*UPDATE* It's all on video. The whole thing. Editing will take a couple of days, so early next week, please get ready to watch
ME AND CLIVE OWEN CHATTING AND LAUGHING.