While wandering around the Pride Parade Festivities in City Hall Plaza, my friend and official lesbian, Eileen and I passed booth after booth, amassing free chapstick and highlighters as we went. We also entered every contest, including a drawing for an Olivia cruise.
Olivia, if you're not aware, is "the definitive leader in lesbian travel."
I received an email from the fine ladies of Olivia today.
Hand to God, this is no joke. I won an Olivia cruise for two to Alaska.
The cruise leaves from Vancouver, is 7 nights and departs September 20th. The cruise features celebrity guest, Betty DeGeneres, mother of TV's Ellen and includes everything but drinks, spa treatments and our port fees. We are in the shittiest room on the cruise ship, so you know this shit is for real.
Needless to say, I'm taking Melissa...