"Don't pinch my butt like that unless you mean business! (Psst! Glory hole on the second floor in ten?)"
hey - pull my finger
"...so you liked that one?! Let me try an encore..."
"That ain't no ass."-Sophie Maxwell
"Do these pants make my butt look fat?"
"Excellent sir. Truly bravo. May I get you a baby wipe?"
"Just don't cum inside."
"ever since I been sober I can fart without shitting! Check it out!" - Gavin Newsom"Prop 8? More like (fart sound) 8!" - Gavin Newsom"Ya know with the right science we could run a car off this (fart sound)" - Gavin Newsom
"Jenn loves my Dutch ovens."
Fine, I'll pull my own damn finger.
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