And while you're at it:
Since I won't do it unless I say it,
Brian and Melissa my agents are producing an evening of me reading my 7 or 8 of my most humiliating and hilarious posts. Chef Dan's even offered to host this event as his fabulous Palio d'Asti. So, uh, what the hell should I read? Seriously, help.
While you're doing my work for me, I'll sit right here until I come up with something interesting...