I should be so lucky.
Ted seemed slightly concerned about this, sending me a cryptic email asking if I thought he resembled any serial killers. At first concerned this was his way of trying to begin to confess to crimes I can only imagine, Ted finally revealed the comedian's suggestion.
Ted? BTK? Really?
I leave it up to you people:
Ted interestingly has had experience with serial killers, surviving a few run-ins with Leonard Lake in the 1970's. And in my opinion, Leonard Lake is significantly dicier than BTK, who's pretty goddamn psycho. So, seriously, let us know. You think Ted could pass for BTK? Because if so, I'm sure someone somewhere at the Lifetime Channel is in pre-casting...