What's wrong with this picture? Is it:
A: I appear to be dressed like I'm reporting from Afghanistan?
B: My self-imposed slouch is in full effect because even sitting down, I hate being tall? Or is it
C: "Spots" on a dog, "Wood" on a tree. It's a compound word, folks.
Do people always screw up your totally uncomplicated name? And if so, does it drive you nuts? Because I'm kinda used to it.
My father on the other hand..."SPOTwood? Jesus Christ!"
Anyway, I wrote 10 minutes of thoughts on 2 seconds of fame for the SF Appeal...