I have two words for you: Road. Trip. That's right! The Missus and I are headin' east this weekend for no reason other than our shared belief that every once in awhile, the fine state of Nevada needs a little Griffwood. Or maybe we need a little Nevada. Either way, we're coming for a visit.
Imagine our surprise (4 minutes ago) to discover that Ms. Wanda Sykes herself will be performing at the Silver Legacy! While this event appears to be sold out, we will definitely be crashing/asked to leave. Melissa is particularly sorry to be missing Mr. Julio Iglesias, but apparently, we'll be frequent visitors. We will also be available to receive keys to the city, take tours of hooker ranches and re-create that fabulous scene from Casino where Ginger throws the chips in the air.
I can't wait for the chance to wear my tiara from rehab under happier circumstances!