Saturday, March 21, 2009

fyi...

...the world is full of idiots.

No Treasury Department! Don't Do It! Could this woman muster the slightest giggle? Nope. She's too busy washing dogshit off 20's. Obviously, she's getting paid under the table. Why would a physical therapist keep her cash compensation lying around for her idiot dog to eat? Weird. Anyway, she called it a deposit. Ha!
In other Mensa news, someone posted this on Gavin's Facebook page mere minutes ago:
Jennifer D**** at 9:36am March 21
LOVED meeting Mayor Newsome last night!! What a great guy. I had know idea that he has accomplished so many wonderful things for SF!! It's SANFRANTASTIC!! Hope he will come back to Santa Barbara REALLY soon.
I had know idea people like this were allowed to vote...

4 comments:

Greg said...

Gavin and I have one thing in common - both of us have 6 letter names that are apparently impossible for adults to spell.

I can't count how many times I see people mis-spell our Mayor's name. I mean, it's not like it's some hard to pronounce and spell name or anything...NEWSOM! No FRAKKING E!

People who spell it like that shouldn't be allowed to vote (which is good for Gavin because it's mostly haters that spell it that way)

Anonymous said...

Hilarious.

DJTennessee said...

We can reasonably conclude that Jennifer D**** was fingered senseless by Gavin in a Santa Barbara Marriott hotel room.

Sweet Melissa said...

"Sanfrantastic" is a one-word argument in support of the death penalty.