Wilson, that is. Bill got to go to St. Anthony's and watch Nancy and Mark(!) ladle out gruel to those less fortune. It really would have been quite touching had they taken the time to change into, oh, I don't know, JEANS.
"Have you guys seen that Oprah where she gives people houses and cars?!?! Yeah, me too."
And finally, Flock of Seagulls hair security guy. Every day his co-workers politely let it go, admittedly having bigger fish to fry. But someone needs to do this guy a favor, find the right moment and say, "You know, Raymond, you'd look really good with bangs like, shorter in the front? I don't know, not a fauxhawk but maybe a little spike? Even Nancy thinks so. Seriously!"