three mean jokes and a you tube...

The internet is the best thing in the word because without the internet, most of you would still be virgins, there'd be no DListed and I'd never have found this:

Now, don't be like Kate and freak out at the talented La Pequena. I'm not sure of the creative process behind the La Pequena phenomenon, but I'm available to do some pro-bono writing for these people, not that I could ever come up with anything as amazing as the magic she's already brought us. 

And now, thanks to my brother, an incredibly offensive joke:

Question: What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?

Answer: Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded.

Zing! 

This beats my previous two "most offensive jokes in the world" both of which come from mon frere. 

Question: What's the difference between Heath Ledger and Heath Ledger jokes?

Answer: Heath Ledger jokes get old. 

Question: What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Answer: Christopher Walken.

I know, I know. The fires of hell are nipping at my feet. 

Viva La Pequena!!!!