I'm not terribly high maintenance in terms of where I prefer to "get down." I mean, I once hooked up with a guy in the ... oh god. Nevermind.
But the Sunset? Ewwww. I would never have sex in the Sunset. (I'm now racking my brain to try and remember if I've ever broken this new rule ... does 14th and Fulton count?)
Apparently, brothels are all the rage out in the middle of nowhere and I'm baffled. The Sunset? Is that convenient for johns? My god, have these people never heard of Skid Row?
The best part of this whole article, other than the subject matter alone, is this:
"According to California Penal Code Section 315, the charge for keeping 'a house of ill-fame' is a misdemeanor."
Ill-fame? Love it!
Oh wait, I enjoy this gem as well:
"It is illegal and it shouldn't be happening," said Supervisor Carmen Chu, who represents the Sunset. "Particularly in neighborhoods like this."
Neighborhoods like this? Reality check, Carmen San Francisco. If we'd like to keep the world's oldest profession away from civilization, I don't think we can do any better than your district, which is closer to the Farallon Islands than a decent cheese plate.
Even my friends who suffer their "lives" out there realize just how out of the way their dinner parties are to people like us, who have to trapse a half an hour down Geary just to be in cell phone range of what is now apparently, Hookertown, USA...