Dirty Thieves it was.
I'll admit, I was nervous walking fro and to home, as my neighborhood is rapidly becoming a demilitarized zone. And Chris has made it perfectly clear he plans to use me as a human shield should bullets start flying. Thieves was dead, no pun intended, which meant we had total control over the jukebox, a music selection we now know like the back of our hands. It was marvelous.
Anyway, here are the Top 3 Chris quotes of the night, as written on a cocktail napkin, in chronological order:
-"Your wedding, by the way, if someone's ever crazy enough to marry you for citizenship, will be the greatest party of all time."
-"That's the Absolut Los Angeles talking."
-"I've got to pee like a child."
We came home and fell asleep watching some straight boy movie Chris found On Demand. The next thing I knew, Chris was screaming at me to stop drooling on him.
"You know, I was supposed to go on a date with some Asian chick tonight."
"Why didn't you?"
"Because if I don't hang out with you, no one will."
"I'm just saying, I could be having saucy Asian sex right now, but instead, I've decided to take pity on you."
That's Big Chris. A regular Mother Theresa...