Waking up to the news that Bernie Mac died, I texted the Inner Circle the dramatic, "Bernie Mac = dead. OMG."
Mel sent a barrage of responses, bordering on conspiracy theories.
Dan expressed tactful remorse and reverency.
And then my phone glowed with Grey Cloud's response.
"So much for Ocean's 14..."
6 comments:
ahem. Why am I not in the inner circle?
Damn you GC!
Yeah, what the hell? Had you texted me, I would have said:
Only three types of people die of Pnuemonia in 2008: old people, poor people in third world countries, and people with AIDS. Wonder which one he was?
I've been thinking the same thing, vansmack, and having just seen Ocean's 12 on the DVD, I'm glad there's not going to be an Ocean's 14.
You dumb fucks...pneumonia can kill you quite easily, especially if you have comorbidities including sarcoidosis. Read a book that isn't some hipster crap once in a while. WTF?
You're a dumb fuck.
So there...
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