Tim the Trainer's great. He listens to my personal drama. He sends me encourageing e-mails. He looks like Harold from Top Chef.
And I am no longer speaking to him.
Have you ever done a burpie?
Oh, okay. Wait. Try this shit.
Stand up. Now squat down, stick your hands on the floor and JUMP your legs into the push-up position. Kay, now jump 'em back. Oh, and thep leap up into the air reaching for the sky.
Now do it 49 more times.
Yeah, Tim the Trainer and I are no longer on speaking terms.
Oh, and the Culture Blog is up...