Hold on a sec.
Lemme get this straight.
Swiss Miss paid some dude 75K to be in his movie, playing a Mandarin speaking ballerina and when she revealed that she didn't speak Mandarin, he canned her ass and now she's suing him?
Am I missing anything? Did I get this scoop wrong? Because this shit is pure gold.
According to the article, Mrs. Husband Stealer took $3500 worth of ballet classes, yet didn't really sign up for any Mandarin classes. Cuz that might be gross? The creatively titled "Milk and Fashion" has been released in China, but doesn't look like it'll be hitting Democracy anytime soon. Too bad, because that sounds like one hell of a plot.
I say the old ball and chain needs to give up this pipe dream and get back to work ladling out gruel to hobos dressed in St. John separates and pillbox hats...