Gavin and what's-her-bucket leave for Africa tomorrow and I could not be more annoyed. Why are they honeymooning in Africa? Oh, because Swiss Miss has spent so much time there and she wants to "show him around." Please. I bet she makes him visit Oprah's Leadership Academy for Girls.
Well, according to Gavin, he'll have his cell on so if there's a crisis, he can race back.
Oh, the Golden Gate Bridge collapsed? No problem. I'll be there in 23 hours.
Unless of course, they're taking the Jetty, in which case, assuming they refuel in London like everyone else, he'll be back in 22 hours. Phew.
I hope, god forbid the Golden Gate Bridge collapses, that if Gavin's racing home to come rescue us all, he leaves Swiss Miss in the middle of some game reserve eyeball to eyelash with a stampeding herd of elephants.
Oh, and by the way, if you're going to go to Africa, THIS is how you do it, wimps...