Monday, August 18, 2008

everyone gets a blog...

...on their birthday. 
I can't explain it, but:

I came up with a bunch of options, and um, this is what I settled on. You're Peter Scolari, by the way.
Happy Birthday. No really. I mean it. Happy Birthday, old timer. 
Oh my god, you're elderly. Sick!
I kid, I kid. 
Okay, here's your blog. I'm overwhelmingly excited for you and proud of you and if you ever walked in a room, I'd give you  a solo standing ovation. 
(barf.)
Happy Birthday. For realsies, Happy Birthday...

2 comments:

Brock said...

scolari was my first mastabatorial fantasy.

because surely you wanted to know.

vansmack said...

Best. Comment. Ever.