This could quite possibly be my least politically correct post yet!
I love the website Stuff White People Like. Favorites include Outdoor Performance Clothes, Knowing What’s Best for Poor People, Unpaid Internships, Farmer’s Markets, Arts Degrees, Oscar Parties and Difficult Breakups.
I now love the website Stuff Black People Love. Favorites include Stuffed Animal Memorials, Talent Shows, Ring Tones, Finding out that a criminal is not Black, Plastic Bags, Children as Personal Assistants and Chinkiness. They've got a whole bunch of links to other blogs, including Stuff Educated Black People Like. Favorites include Pulling Strings, Passing the BAR, Displaying Photographs, Boycotting BET, Deck Shoes, Jazz and Fraternities/Sororities.
Then I discovered Stuff Asian People Like. Favorites include Bleached Hair, Goldfish, Not Taking the Last Piece of Food, Cutting in Line, False Humility, Hoarding and Plastic Furniture Covers.
Oh, wait. I just found Stuff Latin People Like. Favorites include Avoiding the Doctor, Bragging About Saving Money, Wal-Mart, Pretend Relatives and Negativity.
There appears to be a Top Ten List of Stuff Gay People Like, but it’s really obvious, like “Straight Girls” and “Other Gay Men”.
Someone came up with a “You’re probably Filipino if” list. Favorites include Pointing with your lips and cutting your meat with a fork and a spoon.
And just to even it all out, I’ll share Stuff the Griffwoods Like. The Complete List includes Old Rich Men, Being “Regulars,” Correcting People’s Spelling, Name Dropping, Growing Easilly Bored, Crying, Defending Each Other, Singing in the Car, Free Drinks, Planning Parties We Never Actually Throw, Practicing Reactions to Run-Ins with Exs, Aileen Wournos, Napa, Drunk Texting, Being on The List and Talking About Themselves…
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