Here are some jems:
"What am I? Ronald Reagan? I'm not dying my hair."
-Big Chris, on my plucking his grey hairs
"Oh shit, I hope this is as funny tomorrow!"
-Melissa, on our Sept. 11th Halloween costume concept
"So I know this is good, but what is it?" -Vansmack
"Everclear and vodka." -Cynthia
-2:15am in Napa
"If you drink that, your breasts will fall off." -Dan
"Wow. Beth likes a poor guy. I never thought I'd see the day."
"Dude, he has a mad widow's peak."
-Kelsey, re: Mel Gibson in The Patriot
Beth: "What if you went over and..."
Melissa: "Flirted? That guy hasn't has an erection since the Nixon Administration."
-4 hour dinner at Palio
"When did we know Dan was crazy?"
-my Dad, pondering my question about Dan White and looking off into the distance
"I can see you hitting your kid."
-my brother to me
"I wanna date a chef." -Beth
"Me too but they're all on meth." -Brock
"Easy on the orange juice."
-Melissa to Brian, making her a mimosa
Driving home from Cyn and Dan's in Napa, Man in the Mirror came on. I asked Mel to go through my bag, locate my notebook and write something down so I could find it later and regale you with our joy in singing along with Michael Jackson.
Here's what she wrote:
"The good thing about having no CD player in the car is you start listening to shit like Man in the Mirror. And also, I love you."
Awwwww. Happy Fourth, everyone!