We've got Harvey's. Because we're THAT gay.
So I created a Facebook event and invited all of my Facebook "friends."
First of all, I believe Facebook protocol states that if you don't plan on attending, you simply NEVER RSVP. I cannot believe how many of my blatant social climbing "Facebook Friends" couldn't hit "not attending" fast enough. I know who you bitches are. And I will not forget this appalling slight.
Second of all, my co-host and wife just sent the following: "NOTE TO PEOPLE! Next time, do not invite a bunch of people who live outside the Bay Area and obviously are not going to attend. Our "no" list is embarassingly long."
This cracks me up. We fail miserably as socialites. The thing is, the people who immediately said they were coming are lovely friends who figured they might as well help fights AIDS and have some drinks with us. Them, we don't care about. But the bitches who race to their computers to reject us and hate people with AIDS? Oh yeah, we're pissed...