#2 has me in such giggles, I can barely type.
Mel had run into the Brians, who had arranged to meet up at the "Re-criminalize Sodomy" sign. Forget the Empire State Building. The new romantic rendezvous spot is the "Re-criminalize Sodomy" sign down at City Hall.
Anyway, I'm devastated I missed this because Melissa is teaching me to love protesters. She doesn't get mad. She finds them entertaining. As, apparently, does Devine. I don't know that I would be able to stop myself from doing something dramatic and white trash, like spitting on someone holding a "God Hates Fags" sign. My friends, however, make fun of their outfits.
And Devine, who I can just hear leaning over and saying this, has my favorite quote of Mel's brilliant list:
2. Brian Devine on the anti-gay protesters wearing hard hats with the words "Trust Jesus" on them: "If they trust Jesus, why do they need hard hats?"