Tuesday, May 20, 2008

maybe i'll rent a boat and row under the bridge solo...

Because my job is so nuts right now, requiring me to work (gasp) 5 (five!) weekends in a row, I have one weekday a week off. And today I'm free!
Toot toot!
Here's today's big plan:
Day of Beauty!
The folks are out of town, so that means I get the big house all to myself. Should this fucking fog burn of, I'll be tanning. I've already completed coat one of my pedicure and I have two blogs to write. I might even take myself to lunch at like, The Buckeye, just because I can. I'll sit there with a Vogue and an attitude and send something back.
Wait! Stop! Hold on a second!
I just realized...I'm in the suburbs!
You know what they have in the suburbs?
TARGET!!!!!
It's still half an hour away, but my mom's little red convertible is sitting right here, begging for a trip to Novato (okay, no one's ever begged for a trip to Novato) AND it has a CD player! A CD player in a car! OMG!
If only I had some CDs.
Anyway, I have today off and I'm beside myself with the possibilities. A hike on this beautiful mountain is noticeably absent from my options, oddly...

*Okay, here's my haul from Target: 1 box of Pinot Grigio (Hi fellas, wanna come over?), 1 3-pack of gym socks, 6-pack of Propel water (lemon), various low-fat Archer Farms products and a scented (linen) candle. And from Marshalls, 1 Speedo swimming suit (for all of my races), 1 pair work-out pants, 1 sports bra, 1 gigantic t-shirt to wear over aforementioned items, 1 pair men's nautical themed boxers and 1 jar Sweet Onion Relish. I really am impressive...

6 comments:

Be_Devine said...

Target?!?!?!

Where is Mrs. Griffwood? Shouldn't you two have a luncheon planned at Le Central followed by private shopping at Saks?

Sweet Melissa said...

I'm telling ya... with Bethy working on weekends and me having to work during the week - it's putting a strain on our marriage. I miss you, Thelma!

Becky said...

Hiking is over rated. Target, however, under rated. I vote for Target. They have colorful shiny commercialism traps and I love it.

Brett said...

Admit it. You took the day off so you wouldn't have to talk to me about my impending nuptials. I'm grossing myself out.

Be_Devine said...

Nice list. When do you move into the double-wide?

Anonymous said...

Sweet Onion Relish at Marshalls? Like, next to the Imposters body spray?