I love Bill Murray.
I've loved Bill Murray since 1983.
I probably loved Bill Murray from the womb.
And I will never stop loving Bill Murray.
Which is why, in light of his divorce and his wife's accusations, I'd like to offer Bill my companionship. I'm a great audience, I'm delighted to hang out at golf courses' (bars), I'll totally smoke weed, I already drink like it's going out of style and I have no problem being smacked around.