I love the SFPD. Ask anyone. I was getting in fights about it at the Convention. Melissa kept trying to change the subject. Sure I mock Heath(er) Fong and as much as I want to bed any firefighter within 1000 miles, I have great affection for anyone in the SFPD.
Two of the greatest men I've ever known rock the nightstick. My beloved, late grandfather, Bob "DA" Spotswood and Big Chris, about to graduate from the Academy. Don't fajita-gate me, hippies. I love cops.
Which is why the SFPD needs to bring me in on THIS case.
A 36 year old was found stabbed to death in his apartment. The apartment was locked, security cameras show him as the only one going in or out, there was no bloody knife laying around and there was no booze or drugs in his system.
But he was stabbed. Repeatedly. To death!
Detectives, I can help. I've spent the past 10 years watching every single episode of American Justice, Cold Case Files and Forensic Files. Plus, I'm really fun to hang out with and I'll bring high end coffee and classy pastries from Tartine while we hang out in the middle of the night, staring at our big dry erase board of clues and loosening our holsters.
I'll give you all the credit once I solve this thing, I just wanna be in on the investigation.
Really, really bad...