Wednesday, January 09, 2008

i've just collapsed on the floor in hysterics...

According to M&R, "An eyewitness tells us Newsom showed up at Tiffany's on Union Square three days before Christmas with his sister to pick out the ring. Our source says it was about 3 carats and cost a bit over $100,000."

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
That rock is MINE!!!!!!!!!

I hate to say it, but after a 20 year old retard, apparent rehab and a huge sex scandal that people will never shut up about, Swiss Miss kinda earned that FABULOUS ring. If it were me, I'd spend every minute of every day just gazing at it, twirling it in the light and whispering, "Mrs. Gavin Newsom, Mrs. Gavin Christopher Newsom, Mrs. Elizabeth Anne Newsom..." Wha? Oh, I mean, er. Nevermind...

9 comments:

Marina said...

You are handling all of this with elegance, grace, and aplomb. All characteristics which will make you the perfect third wife. ;)

Anonymous said...

I wonder how many homeless people he could have fed with what he paid for the ring. Seems his priorities are off on this one. I think the homeless people should be outraged.

Spots said...

What are you nuts?
That ring is mine, not Patches!!!!!
And I love any hippie that reads this blog, but come ON. He's not a monk. It's not Gavin-the-private-citizen's responsibility to house the hobos. It's Gavin the Mayor's. And he can spend his scratch on buying me whatever I want. I mean HE wants...

Becky said...

Feeding the homeless? Huh? Diamonds are so much, well, prettier...

Anonymous said...

Is Gavin really dumb enough to think Jen is this great. Wow...She must know some hot tricks in the sack to compensate for having no boobs, pasty Botox skin and a million moles.
And you know the carpet ain't matching the drapes.

Anonymous said...

Jen wears fur!!
and badly at that:
http://www.viewimages.com/Search.aspx?mid=52227181&epmid
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Anonymous said...

Um, okay, what I said at 11:15 apparently didn't translate in internet sarcasm. Sorry 'bout that. Besides, it's care, not diamonds. I was actually thinking that in any other state in the country you could buy a 1200 sf house for that amount. But I'm pretty practical that way. I still think he got ripped off by buying at Tiffany's just for the blue box. But hey, it's his call. I'd rather have something from someplace local and not corporate owned where for what he paid I coulda had six carats.

Anonymous said...

We don't know what Jen had to do to get that phat ring.

Anonymous said...

And they're going to have a GREEN WEDDING!