So, now that I'm basically best friends with Mike Farrah (we do each other's hair and talk about our hopes and dreams), I've resolved to be nicer to Room 200. But they make it so hard!
For example, every once in a while, I stumble upon one of those hilarious interviews with Gavin when he was a lowly little Supervisor and talked about his childhood pets.
Oh yeah. He had a dog named Snoopy.
He also got dumped by his girlfriend for Don Johnson.
How did I not know this? This is right up my alley!
What kind of retard dumps Princess for someone from 1985?
Anyway, enjoy the article! And tune into tomorrow's Culture Blog for 2 recaps; ProRun and my birthday party. You can read all about the Leno/JAV showdown of '08!
I was really hoping Patches would show up and park his cart by the door to wish me a HBD, but it was not to be.
Don Johnson. I still can't get over that shit...