Sunday, December 23, 2007

windsor knot, my ass...

Wanna know what I did tonight?
I stayed home and had Chinese food whilst watching The Wizard of Oz.
Which is interesting because Joe "We KNOW, relax" Veronese had his his Christmas Party tonight.
My invite must have been lost in the mail.
Diss!
Hmmm. Interesting. Snubbed. Is this because Mark Leno was my date to my office holiday soiree? Folks, and I feel conficent saying this, Joe wouldn't be caught dead within 10 blocks of an Old Navy, much less my work party.
I'm glad I know where I stand with the Joe "Yeah, we get it" Veronese campaign.
Welcome to Migden territory, bitches. I was ALMOST on your side. I even invited you to my birthday.
Well, forget it! Game ON.
You wanna dance, Joe? Fine with me.
Let's boogie, mamma's boy...

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG, I am so excited for you to make fun of Joe Veronese. There's so much fodder!

DJTennessee said...

Can I borrow someone's copy of Spotswood for Dummies? This post doesn't make hardly any narrative sense to me.

greg said...

apparently they did managed to invite h. brown, so read into that what you will.....