Monday, December 10, 2007

gavin, i'm serious...

I know I give him so much shit, he should never forgive me.
But every once in awhile, I have rare moments of intense appreciation.
Gavin, I appreciate how hot you are. I appreciate how every movement from your magnificent body is like God's ballet. I appreciate how you look like a total frat-boy, workaholic, uptight wanker that only talks about litter, hobos and AIDS, because I know it isn't really you.
I know you.
I know you want to snuggle on a couch while you play with my hair as we down really stiff vodka tonics. I know you want to talk about the Top Chef Holiday Special and throw plastic bottles at poor people. I know you want to try that thing I saw on youporn.
Anyway, I'm just saying. People ask me all the time if I'm kidding about you.
Kidding?
Are you shitting me?
No, bitch. I'm not kidding. This is love...

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

LMAO! Spots, you post more yang than the law allows! I hope Gavin calls your bluff one day soon.

I still love it...you're my favorite blogger/journalist.

Anonymous said...

I couldn't find any rants on the most recent Project Runway. I thought you or someone would have something to post now that Big Chrissy got a well deserved boot. I'm still prophesying super sexy Rami taking it all.

Becky said...

OMG - Beth, you cannot just throw around the wonder of youporn.com to just anybody. I feel like something has been taken from me!

Becky said...

Oh and P.S. if Gavin ever sat down like that next to me on BART, I would try to touch him innocently yet inappropriately...

Anonymous said...

16 across, nine letters...no talent actress mayor's girlfriend...
thanks for the link to you porn
hilarious!