I've decided that I have a responsibility, as one of the few people alive able to do it, to make a top five list of the hottest serial killers of all time. You're welcome:
5. William Henry Theodore Durrant
4. I didn't think BTK was that bad, quite frankly.
3. Call me crazy, but I get the impression that Jack was cute.
2. Hotter in real life than the movie, Perry Smith.
1. I've never been a fan of Ted Bundy. I'm unimpressed, to tell you the truth. I know he's regarded as all foxy and whatnot, but I disagree. And Richard Ramierez is a nerd, folks. Really, when push comes to shove, the hottest serial killer is a fictional one. I've thought about this long and hard, almost feeling guilty that my Number One never actually killed anyone. But I think my rep speaks for itself. So you're just going to have to trust me. I know what I'm talking about.