I've decided that I have a responsibility, as one of the few people alive able to do it, to make a top five list of the hottest serial killers of all time. You're welcome:
5. William Henry Theodore Durrant
4. I didn't think BTK was that bad, quite frankly.
3. Call me crazy, but I get the impression that Jack was cute.
2. Hotter in real life than the movie, Perry Smith.
1. I've never been a fan of Ted Bundy. I'm unimpressed, to tell you the truth. I know he's regarded as all foxy and whatnot, but I disagree. And Richard Ramierez is a nerd, folks. Really, when push comes to shove, the hottest serial killer is a fictional one. I've thought about this long and hard, almost feeling guilty that my Number One never actually killed anyone. But I think my rep speaks for itself. So you're just going to have to trust me. I know what I'm talking about.
Norman Bates...
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4 comments:
What...no John Wayne Gacy? Everybody loves a clown.
And, hello, Zodiac. A man of mystery is always sexy. No?
Dracula's a serial killer and sexy too. Gerard Butler and Brad Pitt got their sexy on and sucked the blood out of the innocent too. Oh and that super hot guy on Moonlight...yum.
What about Timothy McVeigh?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Mcveighmugshot.jpg
Okay, maybe not a "serial" killer. But he did kill 168 people.
Hey Beth,
Gotta say -- love your posts in general but this was par excel-lance! Are you a Dexter watcher? If not I HIGHLY suggest it. He's totally up there for the fictional hotties (in that weird, squarehead kinda way).
-First time poster, Kiz
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