This is a horrible thing to say, but I'm over this goddamn oil spill.
I get it. Dead birds. Late crab season. Sad hippies.
But I get the sinking (ha!) sensation that we're going to be hearing about this stupid ship well into '08 and frankly, I'm already sick of it leading every single local media outlet.
Hello? Did we not receive rumored word that Gavin was going to propose immediately after the election? Where's the coverage on that? Is Project Runway not premiering tomorrow night on the greatest TV channel ever? Is this not newsworthy? And aren't we still at war? I can never be sure these days.
So, just to recap: thanks for cleaning this shit up. Keep up the good work. I'm sorry some jackass crashed a boat. Let's be glad the bridge didn't collapse (again). And I'm sad for the poor animals and windsurfers affected by this "tragedy." But what's done is done and I'm ready for some new scandals...