Scott "Prince of Modesto" Peterson is bummed. Not because he's on death row. Nope, Scott just can't cash in on Laci's life insurance.
Apparently, Laci had a $250,000 policy and Scott maintains because his case is under appeal, he should have access to his blood money.
I couldn't agree more. I'm sure the San Quentin gift shop is overflowing with hot retail that poor Scott's been eyeing for 2 years, just waiting for that damn insurance check to show up.
The white teddy bear holding the plastic rose? The glossy Jesus clock on a slice of tree stump?
Hello? The holidays are upon us!
Once again, free Scott. Or at least send him some spare change...