Thursday, October 11, 2007

20 days to go...

I really thought there would have been more national coverage of Gavin Day. Who cares about the war and the constant child molesting (seriously. have you noticed this?) when it's Christmas in October! Anyway, the next big event is Halloween and I need a costume.
Last year I went as nothing.
The year before that, I went as one third of Rock, Paper, Scissors.
And the year before that I was Mama Fratelli.

So here are my Top 5 Halloween '07 costume ideas:

5: Han Sup Shin
4: Larry Craig's fag hag (this requires minimal effort)
3: Phyllis from the Office
2: Carole Migden
1:Patty Hearst...

13 comments:

Becky said...

What about the other 5...

Spots said...

That's a really good question. Edited...

Anonymous said...

FRO!

Anonymous said...

Sweet Melissa

Anonymous said...

Han
Han
Han
Han
Han
You know you've already got the gloves...

Brendan said...

I guess there's still time to find a tie to match the purple gloves... But my money's on the Carole Migden fright wig, an empty pill bottle, and unprovoked screams that "I'm a senator!"

Brian said...

The choice is clear. Fro. Judge Judy on Crack. Bolero.

I'll even build you a little SUV with license plates "S3" and you can run around hitting things. Oh, how fun would that be!

Anonymous said...

If you can dilate your pupils, find a mom hair-do inspired blond wig and dummy yourself down by a 1,000 you can go as Jennifer Siebel.

Anonymous said...

Chick fight! Some bitch named Kay is talking smack about our beloved Spots.

Kay is a total hater, Spots. SFist backed her ass up in a corner on your behalf.

It was like reading the transcript of Rock of Love...minus the booze, drugs and all around skankiness.

amy said...

I heard that Jennifer Seibel is going to be a talented, relevant actress with manners and class for Halloween this year.

Anonymous said...

You should take up the offer for a Carole Car costume to be built for you.

Anonymous said...

Amy: Jennifer will be whatever Gavin tells her to be. She's walking the line...towards a nice diamond engagement ring.

amy said...

Says who??? Gross! She's going to find out soon that he's just using her as a pawn in his political plan. Does anyone here really think Gavin has been or will be faithful to her? He likes them under 30.