I really thought there would have been more national coverage of Gavin Day. Who cares about the war and the constant child molesting (seriously. have you noticed this?) when it's Christmas in October! Anyway, the next big event is Halloween and I need a costume.
Last year I went as nothing.
The year before that, I went as one third of Rock, Paper, Scissors.
And the year before that I was Mama Fratelli.
So here are my Top 5 Halloween '07 costume ideas:
5: Han Sup Shin
4: Larry Craig's fag hag (this requires minimal effort)
3: Phyllis from the Office
2: Carole Migden