Monday, October 22, 2007

glorious...

I have no idea if this is news or not, but today I discovered a little treasure!
Some guy who owns an Italian joint posts pictures of all the "celebrities" that patronize his establishment, proudly displaying them on his website and Flickr page.
Gavin is featured prominently and I happened to stumble upon a photo, posted January 2, 2007.
Um, folks, this is less than a month before the shit hit the fan and here we have Gavin, Alex Tourk, a table full of wine and the Mayor working some blonde. Please tell me THIS is Ruby...

The more I look at it, the more I'm convinced it's her. Eve points out that the photo could've been taken ages ago and simply posted on January 2nd. Which means it's possible that it was taken in the midst of their torrid affair! Look at that body language! I can't believe no one's found this yet. Alternately, it could be no big deal because it's just another blonde ho with scraggly hair making the moves on my boyfriend. What else is new? But if it is her? Treasure indeed...

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Holy shit!

Be_Devine said...

That's brilliant!

But there's a hand across the table that looks like it's massaging Alex's ear. So if the hand across the table is not Ruby's, who's massaging Alex's ear while Gav chats up Ruby?

What's the theme song to 'Big Love'?

Anonymous said...

God only knows by the Beach Boys. Oy Vey, y'all!!!

Anonymous said...

Be_Devine...that looks like a man's hand by Alex's dome. LOL. I hope Alex divorced that woman...she's a nightmare/damaged goods.

Anonymous said...

Beth, you totally have to go to that restaurant. I know the owner and he LOVES to talk. And talk and talk. Plus the food is amazing. He'll give you the inside scoop.

Teanut said...

I've never seen a white woman with such nappy roots.

Anonymous said...

I think it's a garden variety skank and not Ruby. Ruby's hair is greasy looking and the chick in the pic with Gavin has dry and it looks a little kinky.

Be_Devine said...

Anon 4:23: Dry and kinky . . . . that sounds like . . . . . .

Carole (with an e)

Spots said...

Someone MUST know who this vixen is. Please feel free to send me an anonymous e-mail confirming identity.
And 'dry and kinky' is my new personal ad...

Anonymous said...

doesn't look like ruby's hair but you never know. the thing that strikes me is poor old innocent unsuspecting Alex sitting right across from the on-so-innocent looking Master Cuckolder.

Anonymous said...

I can't tell, but I think Ruby has better hair. If it is her Gavin was way more into her than she was him. it's obvious. He's practically on top of her. Why did they give them the shitty table by the kitchen?? Whoever it is is one lucky lady. I love sloppy shit-faced, bad decisions Gavin. I beth that's his fifth glass of wine. I miss him!
Although... he's still making one very bad blonde decision.

Anonymous said...

I bet that's peter Ragone's hand by Alex's ear. He was distracting Alex while his boyfriend Gavin put the moves on Ruby. Ragone would take a bullet for Newsom.

Anonymous said...

Beth, you're hilarious. I had so much fun with you Sunday night. Thanks for making our table the 'cool table.' We'd have been nothing without you.
Drinks soon?

And PS: That looks like Ruby to me.

Becky said...

So, funny thing, during all this drama with Rippley-Tourk and I never thought to look up a picture, so all these months I have had this picture in my mind of Ruby as a black chick with frizzy hair. I don't know why, bit it is a true story...

Anonymous said...

beth, arent u and ruby facebook friends? why not just ask her?

Anonymous said...

that woman looks a little small. Ruby must be six feet if she's an inch.

Anonymous said...

Teanut: Who to say she is white? Do the math, do the complicated math my friend.

Anonymous said...

if this really is jan 2, ruby was probably suffering from the mother of all hangovers and probably on sick leave.

Anonymous said...

In fairness, 8:00 pm, knowing what we know about Gavin, I don't think his being "practically on top of" a woman means anything significant.

No offense, Beth. He's still a beautiful man.

Anonymous said...

It is so fascinating how Linda Eavens and Linda Evens look so much like Linda Evans with bad platic surgery.....

Anonymous said...

It is so fascinating how Linda Eavens and Linda Evens look so much like Linda Evans with bad platic surgery.....

Anonymous said...

if you look closely at the picture, you'll see partially obscured by Gavin's locks some long blond hair draped over a black suit. a black suit happened to be one of ruby's more common styles. from the looks of gavins position, i get the feeling the blond hair belongs to ruby and they two are studiously avoiding each other, at least in front of alex.

Anonymous said...

i copied the picture, blew it up, and balanced the image. a tall blonde in black is clearly visible on the other side of gavin. maybe the girl he is talking to is ruby's sister. she's slightly smaller than ruby with darker hair.

Anonymous said...

The picture was taken in January 2005, that comes from the camera's EXIF data.