Friday, October 12, 2007

don't do it...

Last night was the Mayoral Debate that, unlike me, the Mayor actually attended.
Hey, I live in the Mission. I can see a gratis freakshow just by looking out the window.
I guess Gavin was 5 minutes late and candidates only got to talk for 30 minutes and oh my golly, the coverage is really biased.
No shit.
So 3 weeks to go until my boyfriend wins this thing and honestly, who cares anymore? I’m over it. I need another scandal. And word on the street is that I just might get it.
Apparently once the election is over, Gavin’s getting engaged.
Wha? Who? Why?
Now I just get to dread the next three weeks feeling all crappy and nervous, which isn’t all that different than normal, except that I’ll have to read about stupid nuptial planning and invite lists. Just thinking about this puts a knot in my stomach. I mean, what if they start pooping* out babies with really obnoxious names and outfits? What if they do some kind of horrible photo shoot in a vineyard? What if Gavin ends up in a holiday sweater?
I simply can’t deal with the possible repercussions of this horrible decision.
But I’m telling you fine people so we can all suffer together…

*For Brock.

23 comments:

Be_Devine said...

Ha, pooping out a baby. Have you seen the new South Park - 'Turd'?

SPOILER ALERT

Turns out a Swiss scientist pooped out a big turd in the 1960s and breast fed it and cared for it and loved it. The turd grew up to become. Wait for it. Bono.

Anonymous said...

Ugh! Double Ugh! An Ugh with a turd ontop it.

WWWWAAAAIIIIITTTTT a second, didn't you scoop out that Brittanie Mountz was engaged ....sounds a bit suspicious ......

Pill box hats are just coming back into style

Anonymous said...

Oh no. Not you too with the "pooping."

Other than that, carry on. We need more deets on the creepy engagement!

Anonymous said...

Gavin and Jennifer will be married forever...even if (when) he cheats on her, lies to her and steals from her. She's got a good one and she knows it.

Here's another scoop. They aren't getting engaged after the election, they are getting engaged after Swiss Miss finishes her studies at Politican Wives school. Gavin can't afford Jenn to leave him high and dry like Kimberly did.

Anonymous said...

Did he actually say it????

amy said...

Gavin's being groomed for higher office by his father, Gordon Getty and Dede Wilsey. If they say get married, he will. He will also cheat as always. Jen is just stupid enough to forgive him. She is looking haggard on her new show. She is way too old to keep his interest. He's got it made.

Anonymous said...

I wish there were another choice for mayor because I don't want Swiss Miss in office.

Anonymous said...

N.O.

Anonymous said...

Beth, it was such a pleasure to meet you tonight. You are incredibly beautiful. Please come visit my restaurant again.

Anonymous said...

We need more info on this horrible turn of events. I hope for all of our sake it is not true!!

Anonymous said...

She's too dumb to be a political wife. And that's saying a lot. Usually if they are quite dumb when they speak, but generally smart enough to keep their mouths shut, it can still work, but this doesn't seem to be true in Swiss Miss's case.

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