Mark Leno and I are totally having an affair and you heard it here first.
Much to my delight, I'm attending the Sierra Club Something or Other dinner with Mark. (I'm having the chicken. He's having the petrale sole. FYI.) And much to my further delight, he's agreed to introduce me as his "plus one."
Even typing this gives me the giggles.
But wait. According to my sources, Judge Judy on crack will be there too!
I'm sure she's having the chicken off of someone else's plate.
Anyway, just to recap, so reader anticipation builds, Mark "my boyfriend" Leno and I, in our first public appearance as a couple will be attending the same hippie awards dinner as Carole "Bolero" Migden.
I predict fisticuffs.
Oh! And my dad's the Master of Ceremonies. Which I will refuse to acknowledge, as I'm with Mark...